Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Not Squeeze Toys

Just because we're married doesn't mean that what's attached to my body is suddenly yours for the grabbing anytime you feel like it. I'm thinking about getting implants-I just want them to squeak when squeezed. Then maybe you'll not grab them as much. Or maybe if they gave you little shock waves. You didn't grab them when we were dating, so why am I an object now that we're married? Just...leave them alone, will ya?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the building! And I KNOW: what is with the GROPING??

Anonymous said...

and turning every single comment into a sexual reference? if he calls and i'm doing laundry he makes comments that i'm likely sitting on top of the washer during the spin cycle to get my jollies...uh, no. i'm washing clothes. if i have 'free' time i can guarantee you it won't include that kind of entertainment.